Most wonderful book ever (apart from mine, clearly)

Posted by dulwichmum on Thu 19 June 2008

I have made a special friend via the internet (don’t panic, I am not being groomed by a paedophile). She moved “up North” not so long ago, but loves London almost as much as I do (sigh).

I could never EVER leave Dulwich. OHMYGOD!!! (said clutching chest and gulping back entire glass of chablis.)

“Do Ocado even deliver that far out of town?”

Well anyhow:

I met wifey a couple of weeks ago at the longest Champagne bar in Europe. We had more than one perfect bottle of ice cold Krug, followed by Sevruga caviar, blini and sour cream. What a night! I don’t remember coming home (gasp).

Is it a good sign when your agent pays the bar in advance?

Judith looked as though she felt guilty.

I shall teach her everything I know. I never ever feel guilty when someone else is paying…

My lovely friend has written a super book, and I think that we should all order a copy on Amazon toute de suite! Otherwise the agent wants his money back…

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 Scary lady

Posted by dulwichmum on Mon 16 June 2008

My poppets are frightened to leave the house. All across Dulwich, enormous posters and banners are on display, advertising the fact that the Antiques Roadshow is coming to the Dulwich Picture Gallery on Thursday 19th June.

“It is that scary lady again, the one off the film about the 101 Datamatians,” they cry.

“She is coming to Dulwich, it says on the poster.”

“No, no, darlings. She is simply a TV presenter who has taken her Restylane habit too far,” I soothe. Her image should serve as another warning to all of the ladies of Dulwich.

Did I mention that my newly threaded eyebrows are simply fabulous. I may just totter along to meet Ms Bruce in order to pass on my tip!

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