Pass the smelling salts…

Posted by dulwichmum on Tue 22 July 2008

Samantha, my PA, has plummeted in my estimations of late. Just this morning she informed me that she was “going commando” in the office – OHMYGOD!!! Apparently she works out at the gym before work, and today she forgot to pack her knickers.

I didn’t need to know this. I am her boss.

I read in The Style supplement at the weekend, that the practice of extreme waxing has been downgraded, once more, to the domain of table dancers. Thank God for that! Samantha has over shared about her discomfort (post treatment) in this regard on more than one occasion (gasp). I hope that she will soon follow my example and adopt a more sophisticated look. With her orange face, thick black eye-liner and red lips, that girl makes Amy Winehouse look like a Jehovah’s Witness.  I am so very prudish I know, but genuinely, one day she will cause me to inhale my teeth!

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 Mr Powerful

Posted by dulwichmum on Mon 14 July 2008

My tiny man has insisted on producing this precious art work to adorn my elegant new blog. He is the most super boy and I am as proud as a mummy can be (sniff). The drawing is of a home spun super hero called Mr Powerful…

Please note the special fire cracker jet engine accessories attached to Mr Powerfuls’ feet and the BINOCULARS attached to his chest. Bless!

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