Dulwich Mum Column in The Telegraph

Posted by dulwichmum on Thu 28 August 2008

Those handsome boys over at The Telegraph have just posted my latest Column! Aren’t they darlings?

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 Carol Vorderman for Queen

Posted by dulwichmum on Wed 27 August 2008

I have never understood my father-in-law’s obsession with Carol Vorderman. She is not unattractive, and apparently she is bright, but so are many other women simply everywhere – does he idolise them too? (Clears throat loudly)

I read something online recently – a quote by Ms Vorderman, and I must say that I have warmed to her substantially because of it. Trinny and Susannah are nothing more than a pair of nasty bullies, they do not empower women, they do not make women feel good about themselves. They cause me to cringe when they use their vulgar terminology. Have you noticed how they paw at their victims bodies? They are vile.

Ms Vorderman is a genuis, apparently she said that Trinny looks like an anorexic transvestite and Susannah was less of a clothes-horse and more of a cart-horse in a badly-fitting bin liner!

Bravo Carol! You hit the nail on the head. Tranny and Susannah the cart horse. These two women do even not dress themselves particularly well. Have those in power at the television stations lost their minds? Why couldn’t someone have asked Britt Lintner to make one of these programmes? That woman really knows how to dress.

While I am on the subject, who made Mica Paris and Lisa Butcher authorities on what to wear? Am I the only one on the planet who remembers Ms Butcher’s wedding photos in Hello! to Marco Pierre White? All photographic evidence of that wedding dress has been mysteriously removed from the internet recently. Mr White famously said that he knew the marriage was a mistake when he saw her £3,000 floor-length, backless Bruce Oldfield dress with cutaway sides. Furious at the excess display of her body, White told Butcher why, saying Butcher looked dressed to go down the catwalk rather than the aisle. Now this is the woman paid to advise others on how to dress…

Dont you just adore Gok? There is a man who inspires women to feel good about themselves!

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