Monday, February 6, 2012

title pic Ferrets

Posted by dulwichmum on Tue 23 September 2008

I have been getting dozens of hits from a site called “Ferretopia” – which it transpires is a dedicated forum for feret owners (OHMYGOD)!  I naturally clicked through and read that “the staff of Ferretopia would like to create a support system to help you through the good times and bad with your ferrets; we would like to think of every member as our friend and a part of our family.”  Threads or conversations include:  “Lets Talk Ferrets”, “Weasel of the week” and a special “Memorial” thread to help those owners experiencing loss.  Isn’t the internet fab? 

OHMYGOD!  I just wish I could see what they saying are about me, but in order to read the conversation I would have to join… You don’t suppose that they could provide me with tips on how to chose a good fur coat do you?  I mean, ferrets do look rather like mink don’t they?  I imagine that ferrets are from the same family as mink but with their hair scraped back in pony tails, smelling of chip fat and wearing acrylic ski-pants…

title pic Perfect…

Posted by dulwichmum on Sat 20 September 2008

It is not easy for me you know (sigh). Being fabulously gorgous, with perfect veneers teeth, flawless skin, an exemplary marriage to a Captain of the Universe… and two faultless poppets for offspring – I like to think of my Telegraph Column as my own private confessional. Those Telegraph readers really sympathise with my plight!

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