Thursday, May 17, 2012

title pic Alternative Boden Catalogue

Posted by dulwichmum on Thu 1 July 2010

Number One Scum Mum left this super fabulous comment on my Wordless Wednesday competition yesterday and left me laughing my socks off – despite her coarseness (clearly). She won – HURRAH!

Boden Catalogue Page 14,
Sonia wears Pretty Party Frock in Pink – Favourite thing “Chips”
Claire wears Sporty Chic Utility Jacket in Dark Denim, and Flippy Skirt in Ditsy Print. Favourite thing “Cock”

I have been quite open about my revulsion for all things Boden. The thought of their Flippy skirts, Hotchpotch tankinis and Colourblock dresses “Power Praming” around Dulwich Park makes me nauseated (stomps foot).

There is never any need for catalogue clothes shopping, not when there is Isabella Oliver, no… really? Why this cult of adults dressing like gender non specific toddlers?

I haven’t even mentioned the abominations that this brand has visited on Dulwich dads…OHMYGOD!

Let us compile our own alternative Boden catalogue! Check out this funky ensemble.

Boden catalogue – page 7

Rupert wears Favourite Linen Shirt in “Chinless”. Rugged Cotton shorts in “Rugger” and Everyday Jacket in “Tosser”.

Favourite thing: Wearing my wife’s American Tan tights and using the word “panties”.

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