Accessories
Posted by dulwichmum on Mon 25 February 2008
Coasting through Brixton this morning (OHMYGOD! What a horrific journey I am forced to endure each day) in my gleaming Audi Q7 (to hell with the damn congestion charge) I noticed a woman wandering past The Body Shop wearing nothing but a pair of imitation Ugg Boots and a child’s silver plastic tiara!!! She must have been older than my mother…
I don’t quite know how to process this;
Was I horrified that this woman had clearly lost her mind?
Was I sensitised because this post menopausal female had so obviously lost her figure?
Was I simply shocked by her lack of ability to accessorize?
Or, have I simply realised the full implications of care in the community?
I really am terribly current with all things political you know.
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Funny that...
@themill said,
..and you didn’t vomit?
dulwichmum said,
Sweet @themill,
Why of course I did!
Mrs-Inaction-Man said,
The question one must ask oneself in these situations is: would you have felt less nauteous if the “lady” in question was wearing proper UGGs and carrying a Mulberry Mabel?
dulwichmum said,
Darling Mrs-inaction-man (would you mind if I called you Derek?),
I think that you and I both know the answer to that one, although I must admit that I would still remain slightly sensitised by the experience. Uggs are afterall so last year!
Rosie said,
OH MY GOD – you vomited in your Audi Q7????
dulwichmum said,
Darling Rosie,
thank you so much for your concern. As I am a lady of many talents, I managed to vomit strategically into the au pairs handbag. I was dropping her to language school in Brixton – and well, I would never dream of throwing up into my own…
aims said,
Golly – I think I know that woman!
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