Thursday, May 17, 2012

title pic Advice

Posted by dulwichmum on Wed 15 December 2010

This woman is 51.

She is an author, a famed TV “nutritionist” who advocates a holistic approach to diet and health, promoting exercise, a pescetarian diet high in organic fruits and vegetables! Dr Gillian McKeith Phd – or, giving her the full title that she is entitled to use – Ms McKeith, recommends detox, colonic irrigation and supplements. She claims that yeast is harmful, the colour of food is nutritionally significant, and promotes …faecal examination (clutches chest).

This woman is 50.

She is an author and a TV cook. Nigella eats nothing but meat, butter and puddings. If she is not dousing it in salt, you can be sure that she will be soaking it in custard!

The schools have broken up for the holidays today and the poppets are already torturing the dog and leaping about on my Designers Guild Upholstery so very excited!

If we are to survive make the most of the Christmas holidays, lets order our wine by the crate and gorge ourselves on pastry and Belgian chocs until January. Don’t hold back, our beauty regimes demand it!

Make mine gin…

top