Comments on: All change

By: Daddy Papersurfer

Daddy Papersurfer — Sat, 09 Jan 2010 10:53:59 +0000

I cannot imagine that you are ever short-tempered Mumsy ………. a paragon of calm and toned beauty ……… before you know it, you’ll be the perfect trophy wife ………..

By: dulwichmum

dulwichmum — Fri, 08 Jan 2010 23:52:02 +0000

Perfect Saz,

From what I hear, those Russian bridal candidates try to make off with ones husband and as for the Alaskan males, they never wipe down ones surfaces…

Darling Gabs,

DO NOT PUT YOURSELF DOWN! You are just divine darling. But it is true that I am a complete fox (bats eyelashes).

Lovely Nappy Valley Girl,

My next post is all for you.

Kind Chic Mama,

I knew that you would understand and we are both on the same page with regard to help.

By: Chic Mama

Chic Mama — Fri, 08 Jan 2010 22:22:07 +0000

Oh I really know what you mean….my children have suffered all week at the wrath of a mummy deprived of wine, chocolate, carbs, dairy……need I say any more.
Yes, you need to interview better suited au pairs. Never ever employ one thinner and more beautiful than yourself- not good for one’s ego!!

By: nappyvalleygirl

nappyvalleygirl — Fri, 08 Jan 2010 22:10:11 +0000

You are making me nostalgic for beautiful Dulwich with your photo, sniff. (Although come to think of it, Dulwich looks rather like the US with its white picket fences and clapboard houses, n’est-ce pas?)

Bonne chance with the au pair hunt…..

By: Gabs - aka Moobaacluck

Gabs - aka Moobaacluck — Fri, 08 Jan 2010 21:37:19 +0000

Darling if only I were free or even FREE, I would make you look treemendous I am sure. I would look horribleu in a bikini and for a goodly sum might put it on and stand next to you for 5 mins so that James could see what a lovely – if possibly high maintenance – fox – you are!

By: saz

saz — Fri, 08 Jan 2010 20:40:48 +0000

perhaps you need to rescue a potential wifey from russian catalogue or better still an alaskan male….for your next au pair…better of two evils methinks….and some eye candy for you in the latter!

By: dulwichmum

dulwichmum — Fri, 08 Jan 2010 19:27:17 +0000

Oh Pippa dear,

I seem to be plagued by foxy minx after foxy minx. What am I to do (sigh)?

Sweet Tessie,

OHMYGOD! You completely understand. I am tortured (wail).

Darling NMoO,

It would not be so bad if I had selected these girls from an email such as Carolina’s. But when I am sent their photo, they are usually milking a goat and wearing a big jumper with ruddy cheeks. However, when they turn up, it is like the next generation of Sugarbabes has turned up on my doorstep (OHMYGOD).

By: Nunhead Mum of One

Nunhead Mum of One — Fri, 08 Jan 2010 16:26:29 +0000

Darling, I am plagued almost daily by emails entitled “Au Pair for Work Available Now” so I shall forward some onto you for your perusal. I will not, however, send the one signed Carolina Anceau-Parvez as she sounds lithe, glossy and more than a little bit saucy. Her speciliaities include “sweating out a work out on the Wii-machine”. Not what you need at all dear heart xx

By: Tessie

Tessie — Fri, 08 Jan 2010 13:59:27 +0000

I can totally sympathise with you having to find the next au pair. She must look like Nanny McPhee with the attitude of Mary Poppins and no sex appeal. Hmm back to the search

By: Pippa

Pippa — Fri, 08 Jan 2010 13:21:23 +0000

I fit the requirements of your advertised position, but I must warn you that I sound very nice on the phone… so best not let me answer it.