Sunday, February 5, 2012

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Posted by dulwichmum on Thu 11 February 2010

Jennifer Love Hewitt has completely overshared (clutches chest)!

You must join me in disgust and watch this clip of her on an American talk show ‘Lopez Tonight’, just whizz forward to about 2.40 and hear her discuss advice from her new dating book. One of her top tips: glue shiny things on your Lady Garden!

“After a breakup, a friend of mine Swarovski-crystalled my precious lady,” she said. “It shined like a disco ball so I have a whole chapter in there on how women should vagazzle their vajayjays.”

This girl is a trollop with all the morals of a table dancing alley cat, and that kind of thing is not for everyone (tut tut)…

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Comments: 12 Comments to Read

  • Svetlana said,

    Swarovski on your … lady? I wouldn’t put swarovski-chrystalls anywhere near my home! Dammn! I used to like her! Well, DM, maybe the “vagazzling” is the new waxing in Hollywood! But what do we (little,” unfamous” representers of the “old world”) know about it… :P

  • dulwichmum said,

    Sweet Svetlana,

    I wonder if one did oneself a minor injury in that er… department with a stray Swarovski, would it be termed a “minjery” for short? This kind of cheap behaviour is not for everyone sweetie.

  • Polly said,

    Oh my God! You have reduced me to quiet weeping at my keyboard.
    Imagine the look on any man’s face confronted with a disco ball of a lady garden…

  • dulwichmum said,

    Polly dear,

    A disco jewelled lady garden hardly screams exclusivity now does it? That girl is probably of Welsh, binge drinking and bingo playing origin. She is NOCD!

  • Polly said,

    Lardy garden! I love it!

  • EmmaK said,

    I also read that Becks gave Posh a diamond encrusted vibrator. My first thought was ‘wouldn’t that be painful?’

  • Lady Macleod said,

    I had heard this story. Shocking! But on the other hand… I also heard the story about the ladies of the court of Louis XIV who braided their hair ‘there’ and tied tiny bows of pink ribbon on the ends…
    Happy Valentines Day eh? I’m off to New York City and will think of you amongst all the glitter and glow while I am shopping and having a week of theatre.

  • Dawn/LittleGreenFingers said,

    This has rasied more questions in my mind than I care to consider.

    For starters… a chapter? She wrote an entire chapter on vagazzling?

  • Gill said,

    too much information there!!

    Gill in Canada

  • Sass E-mum said,

    I’ve not commented ANYWHERE in ages. But may I just say, WTF?

    Lady garden, my precious lady, vajayjay?

    Good grief.

  • angelsandurchinsblog said,

    She’s treating her bodily parts in a way too familiar way. She’s like a bloke giving his wotsit a pet name. She needs friends. Do you think we should send a delegation over to La La land?

  • Dulwich Divorcee said,

    Oh my goodness, DM! We must stand firm against such excesses in Dulwich. I shall picket the beauty parlour if you do xx

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