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Bedazzled
By dulwichmum | February 11, 2010
Jennifer Love Hewitt has completely overshared (clutches chest)!
You must join me in disgust and watch this clip of her on an American talk show ‘Lopez Tonight’, just whizz forward to about 2.40 and hear her discuss advice from her new dating book. One of her top tips: glue shiny things on your Lady Garden!
“After a breakup, a friend of mine Swarovski-crystalled my precious lady,” she said. “It shined like a disco ball so I have a whole chapter in there on how women should vagazzle their vajayjays.”
This girl is a trollop with all the morals of a table dancing alley cat, and that kind of thing is not for everyone (tut tut)…
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February 12th, 2010 at 09:31
Swarovski on your … lady? I wouldn’t put swarovski-chrystalls anywhere near my home! Dammn! I used to like her! Well, DM, maybe the “vagazzling” is the new waxing in Hollywood! But what do we (little,” unfamous” representers of the “old world”) know about it…
February 12th, 2010 at 09:36
Sweet Svetlana,
I wonder if one did oneself a minor injury in that er… department with a stray Swarovski, would it be termed a “minjery” for short? This kind of cheap behaviour is not for everyone sweetie.
February 12th, 2010 at 17:28
Oh my God! You have reduced me to quiet weeping at my keyboard.
Imagine the look on any man’s face confronted with a disco ball of a lady garden…
February 12th, 2010 at 17:32
Polly dear,
A disco jewelled lady garden hardly screams exclusivity now does it? That girl is probably of Welsh, binge drinking and bingo playing origin. She is NOCD!
February 12th, 2010 at 18:41
Lardy garden! I love it!
February 12th, 2010 at 19:08
I also read that Becks gave Posh a diamond encrusted vibrator. My first thought was ‘wouldn’t that be painful?’
February 12th, 2010 at 19:52
I had heard this story. Shocking! But on the other hand… I also heard the story about the ladies of the court of Louis XIV who braided their hair ‘there’ and tied tiny bows of pink ribbon on the ends…
Happy Valentines Day eh? I’m off to New York City and will think of you amongst all the glitter and glow while I am shopping and having a week of theatre.
February 12th, 2010 at 22:11
This has rasied more questions in my mind than I care to consider.
For starters… a chapter? She wrote an entire chapter on vagazzling?
February 15th, 2010 at 23:27
too much information there!!
Gill in Canada
February 16th, 2010 at 13:58
I’ve not commented ANYWHERE in ages. But may I just say, WTF?
Lady garden, my precious lady, vajayjay?
Good grief.
February 17th, 2010 at 08:53
She’s treating her bodily parts in a way too familiar way. She’s like a bloke giving his wotsit a pet name. She needs friends. Do you think we should send a delegation over to La La land?
February 18th, 2010 at 11:16
Oh my goodness, DM! We must stand firm against such excesses in Dulwich. I shall picket the beauty parlour if you do xx