Thursday, May 17, 2012

title pic Birth

Posted by dulwichmum on Fri 23 February 2007

This Western society of ours is corrupt beyond belief. No longer is a mini spa break type delivery – including a planned pain free caesarean section followed by multiple beauty treatments in The Portland (or similar), good enough for affluent Western mums. I considered the ‘champagne celebration dinner’ on day three and having my bikini line and legs waxed after my epidural had commenced – the ultimate in self indulgence. No longer content, the great and the good are now heading off to war torn famine stricken countries, and adopting the beautiful aesthetically pleasing offspring of the poor and dispossessed.

When a woman has lost everything, her husband, her employment, her home, and her food – she is robbed of her children. I am deeply offended by this practice.

Calista Flockhart, Angelina Jolie, Madonna et al, have put Victoria Beckham, Patsy Kensit and Liz Hurley in the shade when it comes to self indulgent ‘deliveries’. Paralysed by a fear of stretch marks these women have purchased themselves ready made families! Babies delivered in airports by nannies not in hospitals by obstetricians.

James and I are so last year with our home made babies…. How quaint!

Gosh, I really am in bad humour! – I am genuinely missing my evening glass of wine. Ho hum, only 38 days and nights to go until the end of Lent.

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