Carol Vorderman for Queen
Posted by dulwichmum on Wed 27 August 2008
I have never understood my father-in-law’s obsession with Carol Vorderman. She is not unattractive, and apparently she is bright, but so are many other women simply everywhere – does he idolise them too? (Clears throat loudly)
I read something online recently – a quote by Ms Vorderman, and I must say that I have warmed to her substantially because of it. Trinny and Susannah are nothing more than a pair of nasty bullies, they do not empower women, they do not make women feel good about themselves. They cause me to cringe when they use their vulgar terminology. Have you noticed how they paw at their victims bodies? They are vile.
Ms Vorderman is a genuis, apparently she said that Trinny looks like an anorexic transvestite and Susannah was less of a clothes-horse and more of a cart-horse in a badly-fitting bin liner!
Bravo Carol! You hit the nail on the head. Tranny and Susannah the cart horse. These two women do even not dress themselves particularly well. Have those in power at the television stations lost their minds? Why couldn’t someone have asked Britt Lintner to make one of these programmes? That woman really knows how to dress.
While I am on the subject, who made Mica Paris and Lisa Butcher authorities on what to wear? Am I the only one on the planet who remembers Ms Butcher’s wedding photos in Hello! to Marco Pierre White? All photographic evidence of that wedding dress has been mysteriously removed from the internet recently. Mr White famously said that he knew the marriage was a mistake when he saw her £3,000 floor-length, backless Bruce Oldfield dress with cutaway sides. Furious at the excess display of her body, White told Butcher why, saying Butcher looked dressed to go down the catwalk rather than the aisle. Now this is the woman paid to advise others on how to dress…
Dont you just adore Gok? There is a man who inspires women to feel good about themselves!
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Frog in the Field said,
Darling wasn’t it Ms Vordeman who first admitted wearing big knickers?
Adventure Mother said,
Perhaps they are all in the wrong jobs. Carol maybe better suited to fashion advice and Trinny and Susannah could take over on Countdown!
Hadriana said,
No, No, do not let T&S anywhere near Countdown. That programme is a national treasure and so is our dear Carol Vorderman! PS..my nearly two year old son loves your cat..he has been screaming and pointing at it for a whole minute now!
Daddy Papersurfer said,
I’ve got so fed up with Lo, she is a terrible Goddess telling me “You’ve got to read this” that I have ……. well, for once she’s right – actually she’s always right. I notice that my arch enemy Zed pops in as well …… oh dear, another blog to check on every day ……. pooh
Potty Mummy said,
No, DM, you are NOT the only one who remembers those pictures in Hello. I hadn’t mentioned them to anyone though for fear of sounding rather like sour grapes. Though, if you had a body like that on your wedding day wouldn’t you just be the slightest bit tempted to show it off? No? Must be the South Coast strain in my family history coming out then…
dulwichmum said,
Perfect Froglet,
You are not saying tht she wears those special pants to pull in her tummy are you? OHMYGOD! Who wears those (said while quietly closing underwear drawer)? Can I offer you a glass of vino sweetie? I have a perfect bottle here that I just opened. Pass your glass sweetie…
Lovely Adventure Mum,
I was thinking more that Carole could start a blog and we could all be chums, Tranny could get a job in a strip joint in Soho, and Susannah could pull a cart with the Duke of Edinburgh perced on top in a silly hat with a check blanket on his knees!
Sweet Hadriana,
Did you know that he purrs? He meows too if you stroke his chest!
Kind Daddy Papersurfer,
How nice to meet you! Let me offer you something to drink. Whats your tipple sweetie?
Oh darling Potty Mummy,
I should have known that you would remember!!! I still have a perfect figure (said having taken a deep breath and experiencing great difficult with typing using crossed fingers), and I adored her wedding dress, but it was entirely inappropiate. I actually bought on in red for a ball at the time. Honesty sweetie, there is a time and a place! Fancy a coctail?
Kitschen Pink said,
Poor Ms. Vorderman. Clearly her mother did not teach her to be silent in the face of bad manners. One really should not lower oneself to the same level by responding! As for those two very rude ladies who kidnap and abuse innocent members of the public against their will; has no-one informed the police?!
Frog in the Field said,
DM,
you know I’ve given up drinking!
“Susannah could pull a cart with the Duke of Edinburgh”…HA!! fab.
dulwichmum said,
Oh dear, darling Kitschen Pink,
Was I being unkind? Shame on me.
Perfect Frog,
I too have given up alcohol – it is such a hardship (sigh).
Daddy Papersurfer said,
A cup of Earl Grey please …….. and any chance of a ginger nut?
[Just to scare you a tad, many moons ago I went to Dulwich Prep - I think they've still got my penknife they confiscated]
Daddy Papersurfer said,
BTW – I’ve stolen a clone of your Pussy – again, the TG insisted …….. oh well
Millennium Housewife said,
Gok, rules. Can you imagine if he and trinny/susannah got together to combine genes? Ahh, perfect clothes person whom I may adopt. MH
aconfusedtakethatfan said,
Doesn’t Carol Vorderman survive on nuts and avacado alone for about 10 months of the year? I never bought her Detox book, but I am sure it was something like that…
dulwichmum said,
Darling Daddy,
Would you like me to pop a slice of lemon in your Earl grey?
Sweet Millenium Housewife,
Please no! Don’t let those evil hags near to darling Gok!
Kind A Confused Take That Fan,
Whatever her diet, I shall follow it. That woman is incredibly witty!
Mom/Mum said,
Errr Dulwich Mum, I am whispering this to you, so Him Downstairs doesn’t hear me, but he has ‘Phwoar-Vords’ (!) as he calls her on his hottie list. And I bet he still would even if she rocked up in her big knickers. if he weren’t otherwise on ball and chain to mois. Naturally.
Spanx undercrackers seem to be all the rage over here. Page after page in US Weekly of celeb moms endorsing them. How else do they get back into their size zero skinny jeans 24 hours after giving birth? Well, apart from the personal trainers, nutritionists and 24/7 baby nurses and teams of nannies, that is?!
LOVE your blogs btw
dulwichmum said,
Oh Mom darling,
Have a nice big cold drink on me sweetie. Can I pop an ice cube in that for you?
Mom/Mum said,
…and an umbrella please. It’s definitely cocktail hour over here!
dulwichmum said,
Why of course and may I offer you an olive?
menopausaloldbag (MOB) said,
Tranny and Suzannah – two old transvestites who dress in designer wear – George at Asda. Are there two more creatures than these two who look more like hod carriers on the loose from their building site jobs? I swear I’ve seen the pair of them with a five o’clock shadow on their wobbly chins around midday. I mean the pair of them make Hinge and Bracket look entirely feminine and deeply attractive. And as for their manners, mother of God, just because they say they are hetro doesn’t mean they can grab one’s boobies and stretch them like a lump of play dough. The sooner someone commits an illegal act of great magnitude in their name and has them sent down on a life sentence to Holloway where all the bearded ladies doing time in there can have them as their dancing partners, the better. British T.V. will be the better for it.
Carole V’s a grand lass, but FFS, stop doing those financial ads dear – we’re languishing in a credit crunch donchaknow and all those peeps that followed your advice are now homeless because they secured their home against that loan they took out for a holiday in the Maldives.
I’ve had a bad week, can I have a large G&T darling?
dulwichmum said,
Oh MOB darling,
Here have the bottle!
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