Comments on: Carol Vorderman for Queen http://www.dulwichmum.net/carol-vorderman-for-queen Diary of a dulwich mother Fri, 10 Sep 2010 21:13:16 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.0.1 By: dulwichmum http://www.dulwichmum.net/carol-vorderman-for-queen/comment-page-1#comment-2895 dulwichmum Sat, 30 Aug 2008 06:40:46 +0000 http://dulwichmum.net/?p=404#comment-2895 Oh MOB darling, Here have the bottle! Oh MOB darling,

Here have the bottle!

]]> By: menopausaloldbag (MOB) http://www.dulwichmum.net/carol-vorderman-for-queen/comment-page-1#comment-2892 menopausaloldbag (MOB) Fri, 29 Aug 2008 21:16:09 +0000 http://dulwichmum.net/?p=404#comment-2892 Tranny and Suzannah – two old transvestites who dress in designer wear – George at Asda. Are there two more creatures than these two who look more like hod carriers on the loose from their building site jobs? I swear I’ve seen the pair of them with a five o’clock shadow on their wobbly chins around midday. I mean the pair of them make Hinge and Bracket look entirely feminine and deeply attractive. And as for their manners, mother of God, just because they say they are hetro doesn’t mean they can grab one’s boobies and stretch them like a lump of play dough. The sooner someone commits an illegal act of great magnitude in their name and has them sent down on a life sentence to Holloway where all the bearded ladies doing time in there can have them as their dancing partners, the better. British T.V. will be the better for it. Carole V’s a grand lass, but FFS, stop doing those financial ads dear – we’re languishing in a credit crunch donchaknow and all those peeps that followed your advice are now homeless because they secured their home against that loan they took out for a holiday in the Maldives. I’ve had a bad week, can I have a large G&T darling? Tranny and Suzannah – two old transvestites who dress in designer wear – George at Asda. Are there two more creatures than these two who look more like hod carriers on the loose from their building site jobs? I swear I’ve seen the pair of them with a five o’clock shadow on their wobbly chins around midday. I mean the pair of them make Hinge and Bracket look entirely feminine and deeply attractive. And as for their manners, mother of God, just because they say they are hetro doesn’t mean they can grab one’s boobies and stretch them like a lump of play dough. The sooner someone commits an illegal act of great magnitude in their name and has them sent down on a life sentence to Holloway where all the bearded ladies doing time in there can have them as their dancing partners, the better. British T.V. will be the better for it.

Carole V’s a grand lass, but FFS, stop doing those financial ads dear – we’re languishing in a credit crunch donchaknow and all those peeps that followed your advice are now homeless because they secured their home against that loan they took out for a holiday in the Maldives.

I’ve had a bad week, can I have a large G&T darling?

]]> By: dulwichmum http://www.dulwichmum.net/carol-vorderman-for-queen/comment-page-1#comment-2889 dulwichmum Fri, 29 Aug 2008 07:06:43 +0000 http://dulwichmum.net/?p=404#comment-2889 Why of course and may I offer you an olive? Why of course and may I offer you an olive?

]]> By: Mom/Mum http://www.dulwichmum.net/carol-vorderman-for-queen/comment-page-1#comment-2886 Mom/Mum Fri, 29 Aug 2008 00:20:29 +0000 http://dulwichmum.net/?p=404#comment-2886 ...and an umbrella please. It's definitely cocktail hour over here! …and an umbrella please. It’s definitely cocktail hour over here!

]]> By: dulwichmum http://www.dulwichmum.net/carol-vorderman-for-queen/comment-page-1#comment-2885 dulwichmum Thu, 28 Aug 2008 21:20:19 +0000 http://dulwichmum.net/?p=404#comment-2885 Oh Mom darling, Have a nice big cold drink on me sweetie. Can I pop an ice cube in that for you? Oh Mom darling,

Have a nice big cold drink on me sweetie. Can I pop an ice cube in that for you?

]]> By: Mom/Mum http://www.dulwichmum.net/carol-vorderman-for-queen/comment-page-1#comment-2884 Mom/Mum Thu, 28 Aug 2008 21:09:44 +0000 http://dulwichmum.net/?p=404#comment-2884 Errr Dulwich Mum, I am whispering this to you, so Him Downstairs doesn't hear me, but he has 'Phwoar-Vords' (!) as he calls her on his hottie list. And I bet he still <i>would</i> even if she rocked up in her big knickers. if he weren't otherwise on ball and chain to mois. Naturally. Spanx undercrackers seem to be all the rage over here. Page after page in US Weekly of celeb moms endorsing them. How else do they get back into their size zero skinny jeans 24 hours after giving birth? Well, apart from the personal trainers, nutritionists and 24/7 baby nurses and teams of nannies, that is?! LOVE your blogs btw Errr Dulwich Mum, I am whispering this to you, so Him Downstairs doesn’t hear me, but he has ‘Phwoar-Vords’ (!) as he calls her on his hottie list. And I bet he still would even if she rocked up in her big knickers. if he weren’t otherwise on ball and chain to mois. Naturally.
Spanx undercrackers seem to be all the rage over here. Page after page in US Weekly of celeb moms endorsing them. How else do they get back into their size zero skinny jeans 24 hours after giving birth? Well, apart from the personal trainers, nutritionists and 24/7 baby nurses and teams of nannies, that is?!

LOVE your blogs btw

]]> By: dulwichmum http://www.dulwichmum.net/carol-vorderman-for-queen/comment-page-1#comment-2883 dulwichmum Thu, 28 Aug 2008 20:33:18 +0000 http://dulwichmum.net/?p=404#comment-2883 Darling Daddy, Would you like me to pop a slice of lemon in your Earl grey? Sweet Millenium Housewife, Please no! Don't let those evil hags near to darling Gok! Kind A Confused Take That Fan, Whatever her diet, I shall follow it. That woman is incredibly witty! Darling Daddy,

Would you like me to pop a slice of lemon in your Earl grey?

Sweet Millenium Housewife,

Please no! Don’t let those evil hags near to darling Gok!

Kind A Confused Take That Fan,

Whatever her diet, I shall follow it. That woman is incredibly witty!

]]> By: aconfusedtakethatfan http://www.dulwichmum.net/carol-vorderman-for-queen/comment-page-1#comment-2882 aconfusedtakethatfan Thu, 28 Aug 2008 14:17:46 +0000 http://dulwichmum.net/?p=404#comment-2882 Doesn't Carol Vorderman survive on nuts and avacado alone for about 10 months of the year? I never bought her Detox book, but I am sure it was something like that... Doesn’t Carol Vorderman survive on nuts and avacado alone for about 10 months of the year? I never bought her Detox book, but I am sure it was something like that…

]]> By: Millennium Housewife http://www.dulwichmum.net/carol-vorderman-for-queen/comment-page-1#comment-2880 Millennium Housewife Thu, 28 Aug 2008 12:35:08 +0000 http://dulwichmum.net/?p=404#comment-2880 Gok, rules. Can you imagine if he and trinny/susannah got together to combine genes? Ahh, perfect clothes person whom I may adopt. MH Gok, rules. Can you imagine if he and trinny/susannah got together to combine genes? Ahh, perfect clothes person whom I may adopt. MH

]]> By: Daddy Papersurfer http://www.dulwichmum.net/carol-vorderman-for-queen/comment-page-1#comment-2879 Daddy Papersurfer Thu, 28 Aug 2008 07:14:12 +0000 http://dulwichmum.net/?p=404#comment-2879 BTW - I've stolen a clone of your Pussy - again, the TG insisted ........ oh well BTW – I’ve stolen a clone of your Pussy – again, the TG insisted …….. oh well

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