The perfect quote!

Posted by dulwichmum on Fri 21 October 2011

“Before you diagnose yourself with depression or low self esteem, first make sure that you are not, in fact, just surrounding yourself with assholes.”

William Gibson

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 Smile and wave, smile and wave, smile and wave…

Posted by dulwichmum on Tue 4 October 2011

At the school gates this morning, I bumped into a sobbing Imogen, who admitted that she thinks she has developed Tourettes!

“You don’t have Tourettes darling” I reasoned. “You have children!”

“If having children makes women swear, why do you always seem so serene?” she blubbed.

“Because I have help,” I replied.

Pass the corkscrew…

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