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  Daddy Papersurfer said,

  Wotcha mate – I just done done a visit like an’ left a you-know-wot and sent you a copy didn’t I – give my love to Hilda – ta

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  Elsie Button said,

  wasn’t it you who started the rumour?!

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  Daddy Papersurfer said,

  …….. honestly, it’s like talking to a brick wall ………. probably a self-build

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  dulwichmum said,

  Perfect Daddy,

  I am completely in your debt (sigh). Mwah.

  Darling Elsie,

  I love to start rumours. Gossip is my favourite!

  Daddy dear,

  Pass me the spirit level…(hic)

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  Number_One_Scum_Mum said,

  LIAR LIAR PANTS ON FIRE…. YOU ARE NOT RETIRED

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  dulwichmum said,

  Look here Number_One_Scum_Mum,

  I don’t see why a man my age should have to pay tax. I have paid my share during my life. Anyhow, it is practically charity for the rates I charge…

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  Kitschen Pink said,

  It can’t be luck. If it were just luck then the jealous meanies wouldn’t bother spreading such nasty rumours… I mean, how anyone ever think you were retired! t.x

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  Daddy Papersurfer said,

  She means she’s shy and retiring Kitschen Pink …….. and a cross dresser ["I didn't want to wear this!!!! *stamps foot and pouts*]

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  Gill said,

  I knew those rumours that some truth in them…LOL I had this image of you, and now its all gone to pot…………

  If you get time pop over to my blog to see something funny that happens in the States……..it would be a good subject for a column………….Catfish Noodling…….

  Gill in Canada

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  Gill said,

  please excuse my “English” in that last post, it should have said “I knew those rumours HAD some truth in them”

  Sorry about that,

  Gill

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  Number_One_Scum_Mum said,

  Darling DM, I do so admire the way you manage to coordinate your Jimmy Choos with your tool belt, however, I’m wondering if the Roxanne is really superfluous?

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  sparx said,

  Well I’d still read your blog even if you ARE a retired brickie… however I may have to submit an enquiry about your retirement rates as our garden wall is in a parlous state….

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  Potty Mummy said,

  Sparx beat me to it. Any chance you could pop round and shore up ours too whilst you’re at it?

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