Grrr
Posted by dulwichmum on Thu 24 June 2010
Yesterday morning, my man arrived home from South Africa, toting nothing more than tourist souvenirs for me and our darling poppets (whimper). Can you believe that James visited the home of the diamond, in the year of our tenth wedding anniversary, ON A SPORTING JOLLY (inhales deeply and chokes back the tears…), and bought me nothing more than a plastic musical instrument – OHMYGOD!!!
I was grateful to escape to my place of work, afraid that James would find himself visiting A&E with a vuvuzela related injury.
Apparently Teddy, my darling cockapoo, and Snookums, next door’s Yorkshire Terrorist, barked constantly all morning and upset my perfect husband’s beauty sleep (smirk). Jetlag can be such a torture for some…
NOTE TO SELF; remove piece organic fillet steak from the back garden wall. It was very hot again today and it could attract flies.
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Chic Mama said,
Awww, poor you. A trip to the spa is in order ! X
dulwichmum said,
I agree sweetie. Where are we going (sob)?
Trish@ Mum's Gone to said,
I thought maybe he’d been inventive and hidden a huge rock in the vuvuzela which would have come shooting out when blown.
I’m presuming not.
dulwichmum said,
Tish sweetie,
I woke up in the middle of the night when that thought occured to me, and I blew the vuvuzela in James’ ear… No diamond.
I tried at least 3 separate times, honestly…(sniff)
Daddy Papersurfer said,
The man has no shame …… I think I’ll have to have a word with him *pours Mumsy a glass of champagne and breaks open a fresh packet of gingernuts*
Potty Mummy said,
So thankful to hear that you haven’t lost your touch, DM!
EmmaK said,
unacceptable behaviour indeed. Just a tiny pair of diamond earrings would have been more than enough. Still at least he was punished by the howls of the dogs ….. you naughty girl with the steak!!
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