Tuesday, May 22, 2012

title pic Guise

Posted by dulwichmum on Mon 18 June 2007

So here I am – wafting about my minimalist kitchen in my super new Allegra Hicks Kaftan, with my perfectly manicured toes clad in sexy spangly sandals. Don’t you agree they should make a spray tan compulsory for the summer months?

You know I have surprised myself by how good I look. Too sad to eat? Hey presto – I look great! I feel so very flat tonight, … glamorous but ‘sans gas’ if you see what I mean, like flat Champagne. Death, debt and divorce are the only reasons why a large family home would ever come up for sale on a road like ours, and well, James is fit as a fiddle, cash is not a problem and divorce is just not us…

I am not going to Ascot. I have an outfit for every weather for every single day – suits, summer dresses, let him wonder.

Poor little Ana…

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Comments: 11 Comments to Read

  • Drunk Mummy said,

    You poor darling – I used to have a friend who would get the fizz back into flat champagne by stirring it with a fork. Maybe you too need a fork to get your fizz back?

  • dulwichmum said,

    Dear Drunk Mummy,

    I think James has had enough “fork” for the two of us!

    DM

  • antarctichousehusband said,

    Darling DM, I may be especially slow tonight (one bottle Chateau Papillion Cabernet, Waitrose, 5.99) but I can’t quite work out what’s happening. Nonetheless, it sounds ominous. Is James due a hiding? If so, you know where I am.
    Your knight in shining armour,
    AHH

  • dulwichmum said,

    Oh Antarctichousehusband,

    You really are quite the hero. I thought you had abandoned me! Sigh…

  • debio said,

    Oh come and join me, dulwich mum, for some off-the-scale light intensity treatment – that will lift your mood…sexy spangly sandals de rigueur.

  • Stay at home dad said,

    Poor Dulwich Mum. Such exquisite sadness.

    Nothing worse than flat Champagne: that’s why I always finish the bottle…

  • Motheratlarge said,

    Oh no. Reading this with terrible sense of foreboding…

  • East of Dulwich said,

    I’m so sorry you’re not at Ascot this year. I was so looking forward to looking out for your hat on the telly.

  • dulwichmum said,

    Darling Debio,

    please tell me more!

    Sweet Stay at home dad,

    There you have a good point … (hic)

    Lovely Motheratlarge,

    Me too, sniff.

    Perfect East of Dulwich,

    I may take a photo and post it on the blog. It really is a shame that it may never be worn.

  • Pig in the Kitchen said,

    this read rather like a Marguerite Duras stream of consciousness thing…i didn’t really understand, but felt your pain!
    hope you are feeling better love.
    Pigx

  • dulwichmum said,

    Oh Pig darling,

    I fear James has let the side down! Sniff…

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