Just a thought…
Posted by dulwichmum on Mon 18 January 2010
My Puritanical New Year’s regime is well underway, and going incredibly well (smiles nervously).
I have purged myself of carbohydrates and alcohol (OHMYGOD), detoxed – thoroughly (don’t ask) and departed on a toning regime involving the entire range of Slendertone appliances (exercise is not for everyone sweetie)! I have even been listening to sleazy hypnotist Paul McKenna on my MP4 player, had my teeth whitened at the dentists and visited my dermatologist! I am determined to look stunning in time for an Easter Bikini fest in Barbados.
In an effort to ensure that everything continues to go according to plan, myself and super special chum, Frog in the Field, have arranged to take a “Best of Life Retreat” at luxurious 5 star resort hotel “The Grove” next weekend. We are eagerly counting down the days to our luxurious life coaching boot camp, to help focus our minds on success and positivity during what is left of dreary January and dark February. Along with the fabulous food and pampering at The Best Spa in the World 2009, we shall attend workshops with life coach Nina Grunfeld. It will be fabulous (sigh).
I have just one small concern…You don’t suppose that my super special girl chum snores do you? I need my beauty sleep you know (stomps foot).
You can find anything on the internet. Should I order her one of these just in case?
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Frog in the Field said,
How very dare you!!
dulwichmum said,
Perfect Frogaroo,
It is just that your darling man told me that you snore like a boare with a sinus infection, and well, I can be a little less than good tempered if I don’t get my full 8 hours (bats eyelashes)…
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