Tuesday, May 22, 2012

title pic Keep it real…

Posted by dulwichmum on Fri 17 September 2010

Why is it that when a person achieves a modicum of success, everyone around them loses all sense of perspective and can no longer be honest and tell them the truth?

Why are people handing their children to the pope for him to kiss and “bless” them? Are they star struck and hysterical? Have they lost their rational minds? I wouldn’t trust that man to feed my damn goldfish. Surely now.

Apart from everything else, his voice gives me the creeps! He sounds like the childcatcher from Chitty Chitty Bang Bang. You know it is true (stomps foot)! He put the reputation and welfare of the organisation above those he is supposed to serve. He is not to be trusted.

Then we have Henry from The House of Holland – his collection makes me recoil in horror and scream the word “YIKES”, and he has Nicola from Girls Aloud as his “muse” (laughs socks off). He described her in Stylist Magazine as “a strong independent woman” – she still lives with her mother! I hear that she will only eat Smiley faces and sleeps with her “snuggie”. Give me a break!

Henry – your clothes are frightful. Go back to hairdressing.

Nicola – take the gum out of your mouth, eat some vegetables, go back to school and get some GCSEs.

Pope – clear off, and take your homophobic, misogynist teachings with you (stomps foot). By the way, sort your hair out – it needs a trim. Why don’t you phone Henry? I hear he may be looking for work…

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Comments: 5 Comments to Read

  • Nova said,

    so with you on the way people with ‘celebrity status’ just keep getting their ego massaged….and no one dares question their authority, values, opinions or style. x

  • dulwichmum said,

    Super sweet Nova,

    Don’t you think it is all a bit close to the Emperors new clothes?

  • Beata said,

    I’m sure Brenda loved the Papal Visit? Even if you don’t get it?

    PS I don’t think the Vatican offers a goldfish feeding service….

  • MissSearles said,

    Compleltly agree, so many people are famous for absolutly nothing-which is fine, if people like them then they like them but when they get all big for their boots and talk about the work they’ve done or how they’re breaking away to do their own thing (yes nicola we’re looking at you and your make-up range and modelling…you’re only breaking away becasue you lost cheryl and sarah and your all panicking at what you’ll do now…)

    yes…i am in a bad mood today….
    lol

  • Jess said,

    “Pope – clear off, and take your homophobic, misogynist teachings with you (stomps foot).”

    Not only did I laugh out loud at this but I also completely agree.

    Do not like Nicola but do like HoH tights.

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