Kush

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  Number_One_Scum_Mum said,

  Sweetie, as you know I have what I can only call “big knockers” and I find my bf is very happy to act as a human bra as soon as the light go out. The idea of having a flesh-coloured pepper shaker between them all night long is less than appealling

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  Belgravia Wife said,

  Oh my heavens this is just wrong…there is also a design flaw – many of us sleep on our backs.

  I think you should forward this to Private Eye. Why that vile colour ? Those C cups don’t look altogether like Mother Nature’s work to me.
  Yuk !

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  dulwichmum said,

  Sweet Number_One_Scum_Mum,

  I cannot believe that you allow that man to avail himself of your assets without insisting that he puts his ring on your finger (gasp)!

  Perfect Belgravia Wife,

  None of it looks like mother natures work. That lingerie appears to be acrylic!

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  Froginthefield said,

  Sweetie, I’m sure I saw something like that on your dressing table when we were at The Grove

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  Froginthefield said,

  I can do no more work today, I am on the floor laughing

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  Belgravia Wife said,

  Dodgy eyeshadow, false boobs, a polyester baby doll – I think they need to review their PR strategy I for one ain’t buying..x

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  Froginthefield said,

  I agree with Belgravia Wife (obviously)…this just isn’t for everyone

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  Trish@ Mum's Gone to said,

  I haven’t got the assets to make use of this device but if it has batteries…….

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  London City Mum said,

  This is where Twitter really comes into its own – were it not for Froggie I would not have known about your post. Hilarious! And great distraction from a VERY long meeting (I have come out to get something to eat, I am NOT writing this during the meeting itself I’ll have you know).

  Anyway – there is a girl in the office who to all intents and purposes would certainly appreciate this device. I have no idea what her name is but she had the HUGEST knockers this side of plastic fantastic and an equally propostioned bottom.

  So basically it looks like she got a double whammy and Mother Nature gave her the same size on both sides to ensure she would not fall over. I swear I would take a photo and post it were it not for fear of being sued… actually I might anyway at some stage, f*ck it.

  Bet that gadget was invented by a bloke.

  LCM x

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  Cara said,

  Not being overly gifted in the boob department, I need to ask, is there really a need for this device? What the hell is it supposed to do? Is it more of a necessity for the ‘plastic fantastic’ variety as the top one is just left mid air?

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  snafflesmummy said,

  I am so glad somone else has seen this! It was advertised in a pregnancy mag my friend was given.

  What on earth are these people thinking? For one how can that be comfortable or attractive and could they not make it look a little less like a sex toy!

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  MumVersusKids said,

  My brief affair with C cup boobs was unfortunately purely the result of breastfeeding, so rather than being enjoyed properly, the poor things were paraded around in horrible cotton mothercare bras (shudder…) with super absorbant breast pads and chomped on every 3 hours. I never thought to treat them to a little snuggle with a shiny flesh coloured piece of plastic.

  Alas, now they are more or less invisible to the naked eye and most certainly don’t need a special sleeping boob holder. I feel I’ve missed out.

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  Becky said,

  I just have to give my two cents here as I feel Kush needs some, excuse the pun, support.

  I had the pleasure of trying out a Kush and can personally say I’ve found it to be very beneficial. I’m a natural 30G and end up with all sorts of aches and pains thanks to my breasts, and sleeping certainly doesn’t help. I often would end up wearing a bra to sleep, because despite that in itself being uncomfortable it was far better than waking up with sore boobs.

  I love my Kush, it definitely helps with such pains and personally I think they can be very beneficial to a number of women. I understand not everyone will agree with me, and may be sceptical if they do not feel the need for once but I think it’s such a shame that such negative derogatory comments have been made Come on, us girls should stick up for each other!

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  dulwichmum said,

  Becky sweetie,

  You will just have to forgive me, my family is complete and my man does not need much encouragement… I am a complete fox and I need my sleep!

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  Becky said,

  I do too but it’s pretty hard to get some when breast pain strikes every night!

  Like I said, it’s not a personal attack, I just feel I should stick my neck in and support a product which has worked for me.

  Whilst I got a few laughs out of my boyfriend to begin with I think he’s perfectly content not having to listen to my whine every morning about being in pain.

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  dulwichmum said,

  Lovely Becky,

  Really now, if you were in that much pain, wouldn’t you be better off asking your GP for a referral about physio and breast reduction? You sound a little like a PR for the product to me…

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  Becky said,

  Trust me, I have nothing to do with PR of any kind. I couldn’t do it to save my life! I’d be doing a pretty rubbish job by saying I am aware the product isn’t for everyone.

  And yes, I have been to my GP. I wouldn’t consider a breast reduction (yet) at the size that I am, but have been advised in many ways on how to reduce breast pain. This just happens to have worked for me.

  I’m not here to change opinions or anything, just sticking my oar in because I have had a positive experience with this product whereas it seems you or your readers haven’t. By the looks of it no one here has actually tried the product or have a need for it.

  My problem here is not that it got a bad review, it’s that everyone here all so easily tore it to shreds, it’s a shame that women feel the need to be so bitchy about it all.

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  dulwichmum said,

  I apologise. I am sorry for jumping to the conclusion that you were a PR. I think that we all just had a giggle about it because it looks so odd and unexpected – it would genuinely arouse all kinds of ideas for my husband – and I think we will just let that monster sleep…

  I am so glad that it worked for you. We didn’t mean to sound bitchy, we were just having a giggle because it looks so odd. We don’t get out much.

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