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Posted by dulwichmum on Tue 23 June 2009
I had no choice, I felt compelled to tell the au pair to go…
Words cannot express my disgust when I heard that my darling poppets had head lice! There are such nice families here in Dulwich, so cultured and refined. Well it was immediately obvious where my darling babies had caught this infestation (eugh).
On reflection, I should have insisted that she left sooner. I tripped through the front door of her room this morning, directing the temporary nanny to her quarters, and as I stepped through the detritus of folded silver foil (I had no idea she was such a chocolate fiend!), random teaspoons and matches (OHMYGOD – and a smoker too!), solvent bottles (she must have worked part time in a nail bar – if only I had known), I discovered this damn cup! Apparently, she loved Brixton (gasp).
I didn’t know that girl at all (sob), she was NOCD, clearly.
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Kitschen Pink said,
Poor poppet – shall I send down a sack of pesticide? t.x
aims said,
Dear Gawds! Will wonders never cease! Teaspoons and solvent you say!
I would have kicked her bottom out too dear girl. We need a consoling drink don’t we?
Shameful!
MelRoXx said,
It must be horrid! My poor little poppet!
SingleParentDad said,
One needs a better au pair screenerer. They should also be sacked immediately, or at least a horizontal move.
Rosie Scribble said,
It is all totally unforgiveable, but Brixton? There’s no excuse for that. You did absolutely the right thing.
Frog in the Field said,
Darling, would you like some Pimms to calm you?
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