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Posted by dulwichmum on Sat 22 August 2009
Following a recent blog post in which I documented the advice I received from an expert therapist at the Malika threading emporium at Westfield, I thought I should keep you up to speed with developments! The topical application of castor oil to brows, does indeed, genuinely appear to make them thicken and grow more profusely! Devi said that it would take from four to six weeks, just two short weeks ago. The oil genuinely appears to be making a difference!
A bottle of castor oil costs only around £1.30, and in truth, appears to be working…
Yes I am a bad daughter in law, and indeed, I added some castor oil to my Monster-in-law’s favourite Decleor facial oil and Fenjal bath oil for a little joke, and yes, she should soon have a warm feeling every time she thinks of me (laughs socks off)…
This oil appears to be so jolly effective, that just this morning, I added a large splosh to the au pair’s shower gel. These Swedish girls show off far too much flesh for my liking, and on the pittance that I pay her, waxing should be well out of her price range (smirk).
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Chic Mama said,
You are such a kind thoughtful daughter in law- think of the money you’ll be saving her in heating costs.
And as for the au pair, too right, they shouldn’t be so damn pretty, I mean how dare they……
dulwichmum said,
Darling Chic Mama,
I am horrified by this girl’s looks. She appeared to be such a porker on her application form. I am aware that bigger girls are more expensive to feed, but I find them far easier on the eye…
Chic Mama said,
Hehe….by the way, I have mentioned you in my blog, hope you don’t mind.
dulwichmum said,
Perfect Chum,
OHMYGOD, I hope you have been kind to little me…
nixdminx said,
why don’t men use it to grow back their tonsures? weird…nice tip on the eyebrows, go easy though you don’t want to look like Liam Gallagher luv x
Dulwichmum said,
Darling Nixdminx,
What in the name of God and all of his lovely saints and angels is a “tonsure”? Despite the fact that I have two young children, I am clearly innocent of the male anatomy…
Maddy said,
Hmmm. Castor oil you say? Now there’s a blast from the past. Interesting experiment you have there and I’ll be bound. So saying, I have the opposite ‘problem.’ I could take a lawn mower to my brows and make discernible difference. I wonder if I should try weedkiller instead?
Cheers
Daddy Papersurfer said,
I do hope that your eyebrows don’t get out of hand Mumsy – I believe that Dennis Healey tried the same experiment ………
dulwichmum said,
Oh sweetie! Next time you are home, I am taking you to the threading bar at Westfield or Harrods. We will have some bubbles for anaesthetic and you will leave with the arches of Joan Crawford!
OHMYGOD Daddy,
Is that true? I know you would not lie…
dluded woman said,
Goodness me. I have the very opposite problem of having to keep my bushy brows in check…. missed threading appointment and I start to resemble Groucho Marx….so no castor oil for this glamourpuss….!
angelsandurchinsblog said,
Baby is bald, husband is bald, my hair looking none too glorious. What’s the name of this wonder oil, again?
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