NEWSFLASH
By dulwichmum | August 22, 2009
Following a recent blog post in which I documented the advice I received from an expert therapist at the Malika threading emporium at Westfield, I thought I should keep you up to speed with developments! The topical application of castor oil to brows, does indeed, genuinely appear to make them thicken and grow more profusely! Devi said that it would take from four to six weeks, just two short weeks ago. The oil genuinely appears to be making a difference!
A bottle of castor oil costs only around £1.30, and in truth, appears to be working…
Yes I am a bad daughter in law, and indeed, I added some castor oil to my Monster-in-law’s favourite Decleor facial oil and Fenjal bath oil for a little joke, and yes, she should soon have a warm feeling every time she thinks of me (laughs socks off)…
This oil appears to be so jolly effective, that just this morning, I added a large splosh to the au pair’s shower gel. These Swedish girls show off far too much flesh for my liking, and on the pittance that I pay her, waxing should be well out of her price range (smirk).
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August 22nd, 2009 at 12:42
You are such a kind thoughtful daughter in law- think of the money you’ll be saving her in heating costs.
And as for the au pair, too right, they shouldn’t be so damn pretty, I mean how dare they……
August 22nd, 2009 at 12:50
Darling Chic Mama,
I am horrified by this girl’s looks. She appeared to be such a porker on her application form. I am aware that bigger girls are more expensive to feed, but I find them far easier on the eye…
August 22nd, 2009 at 16:53
Hehe….by the way, I have mentioned you in my blog, hope you don’t mind.
August 22nd, 2009 at 17:21
Perfect Chum,
OHMYGOD, I hope you have been kind to little me…
August 22nd, 2009 at 20:17
why don’t men use it to grow back their tonsures? weird…nice tip on the eyebrows, go easy though you don’t want to look like Liam Gallagher luv x
August 22nd, 2009 at 21:25
Darling Nixdminx,
What in the name of God and all of his lovely saints and angels is a “tonsure”? Despite the fact that I have two young children, I am clearly innocent of the male anatomy…
August 22nd, 2009 at 23:49
Hmmm. Castor oil you say? Now there’s a blast from the past. Interesting experiment you have there and I’ll be bound. So saying, I have the opposite ‘problem.’ I could take a lawn mower to my brows and make discernible difference. I wonder if I should try weedkiller instead?
Cheers
August 23rd, 2009 at 07:41
I do hope that your eyebrows don’t get out of hand Mumsy – I believe that Dennis Healey tried the same experiment ………
August 23rd, 2009 at 21:21
Oh sweetie! Next time you are home, I am taking you to the threading bar at Westfield or Harrods. We will have some bubbles for anaesthetic and you will leave with the arches of Joan Crawford!
OHMYGOD Daddy,
Is that true? I know you would not lie…
August 24th, 2009 at 19:51
Goodness me. I have the very opposite problem of having to keep my bushy brows in check…. missed threading appointment and I start to resemble Groucho Marx….so no castor oil for this glamourpuss….!
September 7th, 2009 at 16:39
Baby is bald, husband is bald, my hair looking none too glorious. What’s the name of this wonder oil, again?