Not so young…

Posted by dulwichmum on Sat 11 December 2010

My perfect son, Max, sang at his carol concert last night. What a joy! Not only did he draw the image on the cover of the programme, he performed a violin solo and read a long passage from the bible (says this aloud whilst looking around to ensure that everyone else can hear)…

Of course none of that matters a jot! It is the taking part that counts (smirks).

He really is the most super, darling boy (slurps cappuccino)!

The New Vicar did nothing to enhance the event (frowns). Despite the fact that only two measly tickets were allocated per family – there wasn’t a parking space to be had in the entire village, as proud parents thronged the church – I was forced to leave tiny Freya with my mother as our housekeeper had been caught up in a “Flash Mob” at Parliament Square. The Vicar congratulated all of the “grandparents” who had taken the time to attend (clutches chest)…

He has clearly never encountered Dulwich parents before. He can sing for his new roof.

I felt so sorry for all of those older parents in the crowd who were left reaching for their GTN spray due to the embarrassment. I immediately texted my colourist for the details of that woman who does his Botox…

I will keep you posted.