Review
By dulwichmum | May 27, 2009
The world we know and love has been abruptly transformed of late (sniff), even my own sweet mother, Brenda, has been stupified by shock (dabs eyes).
The Irish Roman Catholic Church has been confined to the stool of repentance for its heinous ways – it seems that the clergy can no longer be trusted to provide any moral guidance at all.
The naughty corner is choc full of money rasping Members of Parliament, unrepentant of their outrageous expense claims for luxury duck condominiums, plasma high definition massage thrones and muscle bound agriculturalists. They shall not be permitted to rejoin polite society until they agree to play nicely and at least atone and apologise (stamps foot).
The economy despoiled, banking is no longer the occupation de jour and swine flu has poked Dulwich in the eye (gasp). Even Teddy (our fluffy Portuguese Water Dog pup) has blossomed into a young, “loving,” doglet (OHMYGOD).
I have been virtually struck dumb with shock of late, feeling nauseated, unable to blog at all (clutches chest). Since Teddy tried to “love” Brenda last weekend, she has too has lost her ability to vocalize…
Change is not always a bad thing, not necessarily, oh no! I adored wearing Isabella Oliver during both of my pregnancies, this topnotch label helped me to look voluptuous and celebrate my blossoming form and, joy of joys, they have just launched a collection of mainstream womenswear! The range is designed for the busy glamorous multitasking woman – moi! I am reassessing so very many things right now (sigh).
This morning, I have concluded that I am no longer a Roman Catholic (although I shall not tell Brenda).
I shall vote for the Liberal Democrats (I shall not tell James). Nick Clegg is such a dish, and as far as I can see, the Conservatives are just as greedy as Labour. Until recently I hadn’t a political bone in my head !
I shall have Teddy “tidied up” by the vet.
I shall purchase an entire new wardrobe from Isabella Oliver 365. I will spend, spend, spend and get the UK economy back on its feet (sigh) even if I must do it myself. I may even run for public office!
I wonder if Isobella Oliver will include an alluring surgical mask accessory in the new collection?
Topics: Uncategorized | 7 Comments »
May 28th, 2009 at 06:41
You’re such a trooper Mumsy …….. I’ve looked over at Isabella’s excellent catalogue of delights …… I didn’t see that much stuff that would be suitable to wear on the building site though ……..
May 28th, 2009 at 09:39
Oh Daddy dear, you are a card! Can I offer you a glass of something cold with your Rizzla roll up?
May 28th, 2009 at 17:15
Delightful in Dulwich…..!! Dress to die for….
FFF
May 29th, 2009 at 04:32
Hey, DM, just because some of them are bad it doesn’t make them all raving lunatics, you know? Some RCs are quite together. Like me, par example!
May 29th, 2009 at 14:47
Darling…..Teddy is merely expressing the joys of spring. I find that a loud, sharp “STOP doing that!” bellowed decorously works wonders, with the added bonus of stopping husband and child doing whatever it was they KNOW they shouldn’t have been doing in the first place.
June 1st, 2009 at 10:01
Your continued self-sacrifice is inspiring as ever. Devoted mother, inspiring columnist and now you have sort out the economy and not a pause to think of your own needs. Oh I am so pleased I dropped by. I go away humbled! t.x
(not quite sure about the woman in the melted chocolate frock- does she need to see an osteopath for her back – she does look in terrible difficulties. x)
June 1st, 2009 at 20:39
Sweet Saz,
Welcome to my humble bloglet. We all dress like that here!
Oh NMOO,
You always know what I should do!
Sweet KP darling,
That photo is of me (sigh)! I thought I looked fabulous for a woman of almost forty…