I am so very excited to share the news that this summer will mark our tenth wedding anniversary (smirk). Naturally I have been browsing the Astley Clarke website – did you know that those clever people have conveniently re-branded the tenth wedding anniversary “the diamond”? I kid you not (nods head solemly).
It is probably due to the fact that so many marriages now end with a trip to the divorce courts. Some husbands can be so very unkind to their lovely wives (sigh).
Last night I asked darling James if he had plans to purchase something small and special to mark our special anniversary (he is about to head out to South Africa for some sporting jolly and everyone knows the best rocks can be found there).
He laughed like a drain and agreed that he would indeed buy me something small and sparkly – he claimed that he intends to take me out “for a Babycham” when he returns!
Does anyone have the phone number for Mishcon de Reya (wails)?