Sunday, February 5, 2012

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Posted by dulwichmum on Fri 2 July 2010

Sooo, last night I trotted along to darling boy’s school to chink glasses with other parents, and hear all about the coming academic year! The head teacher gave a little speech and proudly announced that it is no longer necessary to purchase the exclusive school uniform from the mothership John Lewis – OHMYGOD (clutches chest)!

“From now on, you can use a special super swishy web site” he bellowed. “Items will be delivered to your home with the labels sewn in! Think how much time you mummies will save”.

There was silence…

He may have been expecting applause.

We have a higher staff to poppet ratio in our homes than he has in his school (smirk).

He is new – clearly.

None of the aupair agencies in the UK are prepared to find girls for me anymore (pouts). I swear if this cat could drive, I would employ him!

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