Tactics
Posted by dulwichmum on Wed 24 March 2010
I have fineally managed to put a stop to Granzilla’s intolerable snooping about in my luxurious Dulwich home (smirk).
I could instantly detect that she had been prying into my personal things from the way that she organised my credit card statements in date order and the dainty way that she folded my lingerie… I kid you not! She allowed me no privacy at all (sob). To add to my disgust and frustration, James justified his mother’s nosiness. He insisted that she was trying to be supportive – I am a busy working mother afterall, but why would any busy woman need to have her knickers folded so delicately into quarters?
James has always been less than supportive (wipes tear from eye);
“Mummy is trying to show you affection, she knows how busy you are as a working mother” (grrr).
What busy woman needs to have her pants folded??? Prior to her last visit, I purchased an enormous, hot pink vibrator, the size of a thermos flask, and popped into my knicker drawer. The folding instantly stopped when Granzilla realised that she was prying into places that she should not go…
When she progressed to folding all of James’ boxer shorts instead, he almost lost his reason (ha!).
My big mistake was that I admitted my tactic and purchased him a baby blue rubber gimp mask and matching spanking paddle – OHMYGOD (whimper)!!! What have I done?
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Pippa said,
I’m shocked… I didn’t know you could get them in Baby Blue!
dulwichmum said,
You are shocked sweetie? I am horrified myself…
Irish Mammy said,
Well my MIL reads my blog so I have to be ultra careful, she did once clean out my entire fridge, in front of my eyes, the frozen part as well. Hubby was similar ‘she is only trying to help’ but what woman in her right mind goes into another woman’s house and cleans out her fridge in full view of everyone? She hasn’t gone near the knicker drawer, I don’t think she would but she might clean my cupboards, it feels intrusive, like my cleaning isn’t up to scratch. I just can’t comprehend it as I would never dream of doing such a thing (as obviously I don’t clean my own fridge why would I clean another person’s ?)
dulwichmum said,
I agree sweetie,
It is just too intrusive. If it was my mother it would feel supportive, but not my husband’s mother. It is just wrong (stomps foot)!
Daddy Papersurfer said,
Rummaging through drawers on soooooo many levels …….. I’m shocked
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