The Gurgles
Posted by dulwichmum on Fri 25 June 2010
James seems to think that he can butter me up with a few throw away comments:
“Where is my Carrie Bradshaw?” he enquired last night, popping his arm across my shoulder. I shot him a withering look (naturellement). I have a hot bod it is true, and a shoe collection to die for, but life in Dulwich is far less Sex in the City and far more Celibate in the Suburbs – or at least it is for James, from now on…
I am delighted to say that I have been nominated for a Gurgle Mummy Blog Award! I have been nominated in the Funny Mummy category, I can’t imagine why, surely I should be in the Momshell category? What is there to laugh about in my life (sniff).
I sooo hope that you will all be voting for me, a girl needs her friends at a time like this (lip wobbles)…
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PippaD @ A Mothers Ramblings said,
Congratulatiosn for your nomination, even if it was in the wrong category… I imagine they couldn’t find enough other Momshell’s to give you competition which is why they put you in the Funny Mummy grouping.
dulwichmum said,
Thank you so much sweetie (sob). Would you mind giving me a vote? Then I would have at least one… Pretty please?
PippaD @ A Mothers Ramblings said,
I would vote for you (even though your my competition!) but the awards are being judged by gurgle editor Nifa McLaughlin, community manager Tor Brierley, and celebrity mummy blogger, Myleene Klass…. not that I have tried bribery on them at all.
Dulwich Divorcee said,
Voting for you hon x
dulwichmum said,
Sweet PippaD,
Damn and blast! I wanted to be invited to the award ceremony so that I could outshine Myleene with my super perky home grown cleavage, not every girl has one (laughs socks off). I seem to be the only nominee they have not invited to their Eel Pie and Mash evening which is a sure fire sign that I am definitely not tipped to win (wail).
I have a good mind to delete this post. How very embarrassing!
Darling Dulwich Divorcee,
I am so delighted to have your vote. You are a chum. I shall send those slingbacks you admired straight over!
Number_One_Scum_Mum said,
Darling DM, that is grounds for divorce surely? You are neither scrawny nor horse-faced. How very dare he!
N1SM
dulwichmum said,
Perfect N1SM,
On reflection, it is probably more due to the fact that he has a reputation for being Mr Big – in certain areas… have you ever noticed the girth of his neck?
YummyNo1 said,
Oh huge congratulations!
I too have been nominated but – thankfully – I am in a different category to you so I might just be in with a chance *snort*
dulwichmum said,
Sweet YummyNo1
Did they invite you to their Eel Pie and Mash evening? I haven’t had the invitation that everyone else received (wails). I am not actually in the running at all, I am just… padding!
Hot Cross Mum said,
Oh bugger and damnation. That means I’m not going to win the blasted thing now and I was so looking forward to negotiating my massive trophy successfully through security on the way back to Ireland. Humph.
dulwichmum said,
Darling Hot Cross Mum,
You are going to win for sure. They haven’t invited me to the awards at all (wail). I am having a huge strop!
Menopaausloldbag (MOB) said,
I’ll vote for you dear lady. Of course you’re in the right category – why if it wasn’t for your marvelous dispatches from Dulwich what would a girl do for a bit of a snorting good laugh what with life and the recession snapping at your beautifully turned ankles? Get practicing the mwah mwah’s dahlink, but don’t do a Gwynneth on your acceptance speech. Less is more, less is more. Good luck.
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