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The Mum from Dulwich
By dulwichmum | June 7, 2009
She says NO…
Apparently the people at Del Monte canvassed female opinion and fashioned an ice lolly in the form of Daniel Craig’s torso. If the man from Del Monte wanted to appeal to women with this offering, why is the advertising so obviously aimed at men?
SHAME ON THEM!
Why is Daniel that color and what does that woman look like?
Of course, in my opinion, they should have made a lolly in the image of Ray Winstone playing Henry V111 and it should be mango flavor – clearly. There is never any excuse for smut and I never put ANYTHING in my mouth that was not purchased in Waitrose.
Just ask James…
Topics: Uncategorized | 11 Comments »
June 8th, 2009 at 06:40
This is a classic example of bad focus group management. Clearly they did not clarify the fact that no-one would want to eat underpants.
Actually, the first thing I thought of was a Girl Guides song about worms – Singalong if you remember it…. “First you bite the heads off, then you suck the juice out, throw the skins away…la la la…)
June 8th, 2009 at 06:46
Surely you’d consider eating something from Fortnum and Masons? Is this credit crunch starting to eat away at your standards DM? Honestly, I would have thought better of you.
Re the lolly, just be thankful they didn’t just concentrate upon making it out of an enlarged part of his nether regions – you certainly couldn’t be seen licking that outside the school gates…..
June 8th, 2009 at 07:29
That given me some ideas for a whole new range of merchandise ……… whooooosssssssh
June 8th, 2009 at 12:35
Whatssss it gots in its’ pocketsssss?
June 8th, 2009 at 13:00
Eww!
That’s so NOCD.
DM Darling, have you been pouring a little too much Chablis in the direction of Kitschen Pink?
Frog
x
June 8th, 2009 at 15:25
Darling I knew I shouldn’t have modelled for that picture. I KNEW it would mortally offend you.
With regards to Lord Ray of Winstone…..he came up in the focus group but we all got so distracted, this was the end result……
June 8th, 2009 at 19:41
If I had an ice lolly of Daniel Craig I’d want to lick a lot more than that.
June 8th, 2009 at 20:07
Oh Kitschen Pink sweetie,
How you make me laugh. I adore your union jack pillows and can’t wait for your online shop to open.
Oh MOB,
You have no idea how badly Dulwich has been hit by this vile downturn! Understated luxury is where it is at and Waitrose is all I am permitted (thank God they do not sell clothes!)…
Daddy dear,
What ever can you mean?
Gollum dear heart,
I can spot smut a mile off…
Kind Frog,
You know me too well!
Lovely NMoO,
I knew that talk of Ray would ring your bell. Cool your jets sweetie, you are starting to dress like one of the girls from the Playboy Mansion!
Oh Rosie dear,
I fear that the tone here is slipping. It is time for a cold bath – sans lolly.
June 9th, 2009 at 10:22
cool!!!!
June 11th, 2009 at 06:15
This doesn’t do it for me. Not an ice lolly shaped like D. Craig anyway.
June 11th, 2009 at 13:08
I too shall be able to shop in proper shops jolly soon. I shall keep my eyes open for similar treats and report back.
Cheers