Sunday, February 5, 2012

title pic The Mum from Dulwich

Posted by dulwichmum on Sun 7 June 2009

She says NO…

Apparently the people at Del Monte canvassed female opinion and fashioned an ice lolly in the form of Daniel Craig’s torso. If the man from Del Monte wanted to appeal to women with this offering, why is the advertising so obviously aimed at men?

SHAME ON THEM!

Why is Daniel that color and what does that woman look like?

Of course, in my opinion, they should have made a lolly in the image of Ray Winstone playing Henry V111 and it should be mango flavor – clearly. There is never any excuse for smut and I never put ANYTHING in my mouth that was not purchased in Waitrose.

Just ask James…

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Comments: 11 Comments to Read

  • Kitschen Pink said,

    This is a classic example of bad focus group management. Clearly they did not clarify the fact that no-one would want to eat underpants.
    Actually, the first thing I thought of was a Girl Guides song about worms – Singalong if you remember it…. “First you bite the heads off, then you suck the juice out, throw the skins away…la la la…)

  • menopausaloldbag (MOB) said,

    Surely you’d consider eating something from Fortnum and Masons? Is this credit crunch starting to eat away at your standards DM? Honestly, I would have thought better of you.

    Re the lolly, just be thankful they didn’t just concentrate upon making it out of an enlarged part of his nether regions – you certainly couldn’t be seen licking that outside the school gates…..

  • Daddy Papersurfer said,

    That given me some ideas for a whole new range of merchandise ……… whooooosssssssh

  • Gollum said,

    Whatssss it gots in its’ pocketsssss?

  • Frog in the Field said,

    Eww!
    That’s so NOCD.
    DM Darling, have you been pouring a little too much Chablis in the direction of Kitschen Pink?
    Frog
    x

  • Nunhead Mum of One said,

    Darling I knew I shouldn’t have modelled for that picture. I KNEW it would mortally offend you.

    With regards to Lord Ray of Winstone…..he came up in the focus group but we all got so distracted, this was the end result……

  • Rosie Scribble said,

    If I had an ice lolly of Daniel Craig I’d want to lick a lot more than that.

  • dulwichmum said,

    Oh Kitschen Pink sweetie,

    How you make me laugh. I adore your union jack pillows and can’t wait for your online shop to open.

    Oh MOB,

    You have no idea how badly Dulwich has been hit by this vile downturn! Understated luxury is where it is at and Waitrose is all I am permitted (thank God they do not sell clothes!)…

    Daddy dear,

    What ever can you mean?

    Gollum dear heart,

    I can spot smut a mile off…

    Kind Frog,

    You know me too well!

    Lovely NMoO,

    I knew that talk of Ray would ring your bell. Cool your jets sweetie, you are starting to dress like one of the girls from the Playboy Mansion!

    Oh Rosie dear,

    I fear that the tone here is slipping. It is time for a cold bath – sans lolly.

  • MelRoXx said,

    cool!!!!

  • gaelikaa said,

    This doesn’t do it for me. Not an ice lolly shaped like D. Craig anyway.

  • Maddy said,

    I too shall be able to shop in proper shops jolly soon. I shall keep my eyes open for similar treats and report back.
    Cheers

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