Vaccination
Posted by dulwichmum on Wed 9 February 2011
So I have finally decided to take the huge step and have a little procedure.
“Nooo” I hear you shriek.
Yes, I am fabulous (looks serious), but I see this “vaccination” as essential, and I have done my homework. I am not rushing into anything…
I HAVE CHECKED THESE PEOPLE OUT THOROUGHLY, I WILL NOT HAVE AN ASCENDING COMEDY EYEBROW LIKE KYLIE.
Did you know, I only recently discovered this myself, that if this country is attacked with a biological weapon – say with the bacterium Clostridium botulinum that causes botulism for example, the only people who will survive are those who have been vaccinated? No really! Seriously, the only people who will survive will be those frozen faced women at the school gate!
LEAVE KYLIE’S EYEBROW OUT OF THIS (scowls).
Botox is a modified preparation of Botulin Toxin, one of the most lethal toxins known to man (clutches chest).
I am the mother of a young family, it is essential that I am vaccinated, as a matter of fact, we all should be (stomps foot). If the worst should then happen, our bodies will then recognise this vile, killer toxin and fight the gallant fight…. Someone must be here to look after the poppets. I am having the nanny and housekeeper vaccinated too, their jabs will be in their arms – clearly.
NO, I WILL NOT END UP LIKE KYLIE.
I myself shall be having my tiny jablet – to the glabellar line between my brows – it would be a shame not to…
LEAVE IT.
I will keep you posted.
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dulwichmum (dulwichmum) said,
New blog post: http://www.dulwichmum.net/vaccination
IamUbermummy (Alexa Tyler-Scott) said,
Good for you!! Why bloody not ah?? RT @dulwichmum: New blog post: http://www.dulwichmum.net/vaccination
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Daddy Papersurfer said,
Nowadays the doctor warns “Sharp scratch” ….. in the good old days they used to say “Small prick”
DD said,
Darling!!!! Can’t believe you’re going for it, you don’t look a day over 12. Hope you tested it out on the au pair first x
Chic Mama said,
Great minds think alike! It’s on my to do SOON list! Divorce is not good for the skin.
Good luck, can’t wait to hear what you think. x
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