Wordless Wednesday
Posted by dulwichmum on Tue 4 November 2008
A month ago I received a fabulous Bootcamp for Boobs kit from the kind people at Mama Mio. Naturally I was delighted, I adore gifts, but as I am physically perfect – I assumed that this super kit would be wasted on me (sigh). However, I would hate for anyone to ever consider me to have bad manners, so I conscientiously commenced the regime as prescribed.
The kit consists of a specially devised 3 minute program of exercises per day, plus two super effective luxurious creams for application afterwards. The effects on my decoletage are delightful and my assets have never looked perkier (smirk). Sadly, I have been forced to sleep with the dog stunner under my pillow ever since, and even concealed James’ boxed set of Bad Girl DVDs in the utility room. That man of mine has no appreciation of how easy it is to spoil a good blow dry…(sniff).
So this is the picture requiring a caption for this week, come on boys and girls, you know you want to…
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Philips ReAura (Part 2)
The Body Shop - Born Lippy™ Satsuma Shimmer, Passion berry and Pomegranate Lip Balm
Philips ReAura (Part 1)
Is there an app for this?
Homework
kitschen pink said,
After the hair replacement surgery, Jonathan felt they might have been clearer about outcomes and expectations. t.x (Am I really competing for a boob kit? Surely not. I keep mine in my wellies these days!)
NumberOneScumMum said,
“Darren was disappointed the sound quality of his new i-pod was a bit woolly”
Ewa said,
If those earmuffs only were soundproof I might be able to put up with all the talking and her knitting hobby…
Frog in the Field said,
Jeez! I can’t compete with this!!
Kitschen Pink should win…in your wellies? Ew!
My entry?
Ahem: Don’t tell me the results yet – I can’t stand the thought of a recount, I’m waiting till tomorrow.
yummy Mummy said,
Geralds’ grandmother was beginning to feel the pinch brought about by the credit crunch.
Ewa said,
Anthony just knew that Christmas can only go downhill from now on…
Ferret Lover said,
Who threw that?
Sid said,
Hey love, I’ve found your G-string again !
obb said,
Quick! Pass me the ear muffs! The fragrant Dulwich Mum is about to mention “boobs!”
Nunhead Mum of One said,
Hair on a G string……..
Ewa said,
hear no evil…:-)
lady macleod said,
I prefer plastic surgery.
Ferret Lover said,
James tries to look innocent as Bea accuses him of going through her drawers..again!
Daddy Papersurfer said,
“I’m a teapot, short and stout
Why won’t Mummy let me out?”
dulwichmum said,
Great to see you Lady MacLeod. Wow, these are all hilarious!
dulwichmum said,
We have a winner!
I would like to congratulate Ferret Lover for her caption:
“James tries to look innocent as Bea accuses him of going through her drawers..again!”
You are a scream! I shall notify the lovely sponsor at Mama Mio forthwith.
DM x
Ferret Lover said,
Thank you Dulwich Mum (gush),
I shall be lookin’ good!
I suppose I’d better discard the leggings and Primark T-Shirt in favour of something a little more ‘perky’.
dulwichmum said,
Oh sweetie,
and those immitation Ugg Boots are so very you!
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