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Wordless Wednesday
By dulwichmum | December 1, 2009
There are those of you who will, no doubt, assert that I have so little to worry about.
Yes, I am stunningly good looking (smirk), happily married (runs perfect manicure through glossy locks) and fabulously wealthy (admires pearly veneers in compact mirror), but parenthood is proving to be such a rocky ride (wipes tear from eye). My sweet daughter, Freya, continues to insist that she will have an otter for Christmas (OHMYGOD!).
Those lovely people over at Heritage Chocolates have offered 5 of their super coins as a prize for my Wordless Wednesday competition! They make the most spectacular stocking fillers, are super quality Belgian chocolate, really rather enormous (each weighing 90 grammes) and worth £4 each.
Lets see what captions you can come up with for the picture below. The first line that springs to mind is “Hello Freya, I don’t exist!”, and lets hope he calls soon, because this is simply too damn stressful (clutches chest).
Topics: Uncategorized, Wordless Wednesday | 17 Comments »
December 1st, 2009 at 22:45
i think.. i just sat on.. a go go hamster…
December 1st, 2009 at 22:54
OHMYGOD! What us a go go hamster sweetie? Did you injure yourself?
December 1st, 2009 at 23:26
Santa really didn’t appreciate the elves messing around with his ringdings
December 2nd, 2009 at 10:10
“OMG it’s the Jackson family… they say I’ve stolen Michaels white glove!”
December 2nd, 2009 at 10:29
And now the mobile which also cleans your teeth.
December 2nd, 2009 at 10:45
“Set to vibrate – the perfect sporran filler”
December 2nd, 2009 at 13:21
“I give you presents, year after year. Do you call me? Send me text? Send an email?”
December 2nd, 2009 at 14:01
“Yes…I have been CRB checked and yes I have done a full Risk Assessment now will you get off the line Mother and let me get on with my job!”
December 2nd, 2009 at 18:38
Oh Freya you naughty girl! That’s what you want for Christmas?!
December 2nd, 2009 at 19:47
WHAT!!!??? mrs clause just found the head elf’s underwear under the bed??
December 2nd, 2009 at 23:12
And the winner is…
LisaG!
Congratulations sweetie!
December 2nd, 2009 at 23:37
Oh wow….. I’m so pleased….. made my day
Lisa x
December 3rd, 2009 at 12:07
Can I phone a friend? I’ve fogotten to bring the presents.
December 3rd, 2009 at 18:06
Just realised we entered too late. Now sulking off to eat a mince pie. Yum.
December 3rd, 2009 at 22:37
Take that ribbon off my head, I’m too heavy to be hung from a tree.
So four pounds at the current exchange rate is………..a headache.
Cheers
December 4th, 2009 at 20:47
OK, you can put the otter on hold. I’ve found the most perfect Christmas present for Freya. http://bit.ly/89Rw5D
December 5th, 2009 at 15:50
Bugger this I’m off to the pub, is probably not the sort of entry you were looking for. Just as well there has already been a winner.