Wordless Wednesday
Posted by dulwichmum on Tue 1 December 2009

There are those of you who will, no doubt, assert that I have so little to worry about.
Yes, I am stunningly good looking (smirk), happily married (runs perfect manicure through glossy locks) and fabulously wealthy (admires pearly veneers in compact mirror), but parenthood is proving to be such a rocky ride (wipes tear from eye). My sweet daughter, Freya, continues to insist that she will have an otter for Christmas (OHMYGOD!).
Those lovely people over at Heritage Chocolates have offered 5 of their super coins as a prize for my Wordless Wednesday competition! They make the most spectacular stocking fillers, are super quality Belgian chocolate, really rather enormous (each weighing 90 grammes) and worth £4 each.
Lets see what captions you can come up with for the picture below. The first line that springs to mind is “Hello Freya, I don’t exist!”, and lets hope he calls soon, because this is simply too damn stressful (clutches chest).


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wendy said,
i think.. i just sat on.. a go go hamster…
dulwichmum said,
OHMYGOD! What us a go go hamster sweetie? Did you injure yourself?
wendy said,
Santa really didn’t appreciate the elves messing around with his ringdings
LisaG said,
“OMG it’s the Jackson family… they say I’ve stolen Michaels white glove!”
Pippy Elle said,
And now the mobile which also cleans your teeth.
Daddy Papersurfer said,
“Set to vibrate – the perfect sporran filler”
Nunhead Mum of One said,
“I give you presents, year after year. Do you call me? Send me text? Send an email?”
Big Nick said,
“Yes…I have been CRB checked and yes I have done a full Risk Assessment now will you get off the line Mother and let me get on with my job!”
aims said,
Oh Freya you naughty girl! That’s what you want for Christmas?!
amy said,
WHAT!!!??? mrs clause just found the head elf’s underwear under the bed??
dulwichmum said,
And the winner is…
LisaG!
Congratulations sweetie!
LisaG said,
Oh wow….. I’m so pleased….. made my day
Lisa x
Handpicked Collection said,
Can I phone a friend? I’ve fogotten to bring the presents.
Handpicked Collection said,
Just realised we entered too late. Now sulking off to eat a mince pie. Yum.
Maddy said,
Take that ribbon off my head, I’m too heavy to be hung from a tree.
So four pounds at the current exchange rate is………..a headache.
Cheers
angelsandurchinsblog said,
OK, you can put the otter on hold. I’ve found the most perfect Christmas present for Freya. http://bit.ly/89Rw5D
Rosie Scribble said,
Bugger this I’m off to the pub, is probably not the sort of entry you were looking for. Just as well there has already been a winner.
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