Wordless Wednesday *with a super prize!*
Posted by dulwichmum on Tue 14 October 2008
I was contacted by the lovely people at Santitos, after they noticed that I mentioned a fabulous bracelet of their’s on my blog a few weeks ago. They have kindly offered me another of their super religious themed trinkets (perfect for us recovering Roman Catholic Convent girls!) and I have decided to invite captions for a photo I have found on the internet.
Below is a super photo of Lisa Butcher in her famous example of “What not to wear”. As she wafted up the isle of The Brompton Oratory in her backless and sideless gown (obscuring her cleavage for the sake of the clergy) her groom famously regretted his decision to propose (shame)!
The best caption wins the most fabulous bracelet worth £33!



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Potty Mummy said,
“Well thank god that’s over. Let’s stop by the hotel on our way to the reception so I can change into something a little more revealing…”
Potty Mummy said,
Or, this one (which I only just got the nerve to include):
“But I thought you LIKED me from behind!”
Frog in the Field said,
I think Potty Mummy is terribly crude!!
How about
“Sideshow Bob regrets his choice of wooden leg for the occasion”
Ferret Lover said,
One small nip for ferrets
One lopsided step for mankind
Gill said,
Lisa: I told you not to have a drink before the wedding, now look at you, people will think you’re drunk……..
Marco: We got married? hiccup
dulwichmum said,
Oh Potty Mummy,
I prefer your second answer. Inspired!
Frog darling,
I never thought of Lisa as a wooden leg before, but now that you say it…
Sweet Ferret Lover,
I suppose a nip from a ferret along several seams could explain her state of attire!
Oh Gill dear heart,
Do you suppose he was drunk? Marco??? Oh yes, I should have suspected it too!
Teenage Rampage said,
Lisa appeared to have got a bit too carried away with her love for her own surname and butchered her dress to a mere fragment of material.
dulwichmum said,
Sweet Teenage Rampage,
You know, I think you could be right!
Mo said,
Mam,you said it would be alright, but she just told me she used to be Peter.
dulwichmum said,
Hi Mo,
Welcome! You know I hadn’t thought of that angle! I was thinking more of “The penny finally drops as the Groom realises that Lisa Butcher is the secret love child of Pat Butcher…”
AND THE WINNER IS…
Potty Mummy!
Well done to everyone, and thanks for taking part. I hope to make this a regular feature.
DM X
Frog in the Field said,
booooo!!!!
sssssssss
It’s a fix!!
Potty Mummy said,
How dare you Frog? Just because your comment wasn’t rude enough… (though I must say, I thought the comparison with Sideshow Bob was inspired! I never noticed it before, but really, that’s who he looks like!)
dulwichmum said,
OHMYGOD! My darling Max just explained who Sideshow Bob is! I really am so ill informed about TV shows you know. I only ever read French novels in my home – to the children…
Maddy said,
Too sickly to contribute but I enjoyed the giggle.
Cheers
Nunhead Mum of One said,
Damn, I’m too late! I think I may need some help in recovering from an extended visit from Amelia…..plum crumble and custard just isn’t doing it for me.
What do I need to become a Catholic darling girl?
Daddy Papersurfer said,
Am I late? …… oh poo.
I was going to say “The groom was beginning to wonder if he’d made the right choice of invisible man-bag” …… but I won’t bother now ……….
Daddy Papersurfer said,
Whoops wrong address …….. I forgot I’d moved
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